Old News from way back..........
China
is shrinking. Experts fear
that, should it continue shrinking at it's present rate, world homelessness
will soar. Geneticists consider that the only answer is to make Chinese males
and females who can shrink at an equally fast rate.
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Rock Star Jon Bon Jovi has shocked fans by anouncing his retirement
next year. Most were shocked by Bon Jovi revealing that it was, in fact, long
overdue;- "I should have called it quits three years back", he told
reporters, "but now I really need to get a bus pass. I guess I should just
get used to being sixty eight." Talking frankly for the first time about
his age, he told reporters, "Well, I know I once sang 'I'll sleep when
I'm dead', but to be honest with you, I'd be just as happy not waiting that
long. A little nap every afternoon in front of the telly sounds very appealing
at my time of life, you know".
The
Moon is actually made of cheese. That's a fact, that is.
Experts
predict that, by the year 2020, every man beast and child in North Western
Europe will consist of the following vegetables:- 28% potato, 19% carrot, 12%
courgette, 9% various Peppers, and 7% Aubergine. The rest of the body will,
by then, consist largely of Bisto.
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