A Light Theological Debate

Willis : God-Damn! Where's my last chocolate-chip cookie?

Theo: What'chou talkin' bout Willis?!

Willis: You know well what I'm talkin' about! You must have eaten it.

Theo: I sure ain't, buster! You ate it. I can prove it too.

Willis: This I gotta hear.

Theo: Well, since there's only you and me here, and I ain't eaten none, it musta been you.


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